Drain any excess liquid from the cottage cheese.
This helps your dip turn out thick and creamy.
Blend the base: Add cottage cheese, cocoa powder, maple syrup or honey, vanilla, salt, and 2 tablespoons of milk to a high-powered blender or food processor.
Blend until silky: Run the blender on high for 30–60 seconds, scraping the sides once. You’re aiming for a smooth, pudding-like texture with no curds.
Adjust consistency: If it’s too thick, add a splash more milk. If too thin, blend in a spoonful more cocoa powder or a bit of Greek yogurt.
Taste and tweak: Add more sweetener if you like, or a pinch more salt to sharpen the chocolate flavor.
For a richer taste, blend in espresso powder now.
Fold in chocolate: Stir in chocolate chips or chopped dark chocolate for little bursts of texture. You can also leave it smooth if you prefer.
Chill (optional): Refrigerate for 20–30 minutes. This lets the flavors settle and the dip thicken slightly.
Serve with fresh fruit, pretzels, or graham crackers.
Garnish with extra cocoa dusting or a few chocolate chips if you’re feeling fancy.