Prep your tools. Set up a high-speed blender or food processor.
Have a rubber spatula ready to scrape the sides.
Melt the chocolate. Microwave the chocolate in 20–30 second bursts, stirring between each burst, until smooth. Let it cool for 2–3 minutes so it doesn’t seize when mixed.
Blend the base. Add cottage cheese, cocoa powder, vanilla, lemon juice, sea salt, and 3 tablespoons of sweetener to the blender. Blend on high until completely smooth, about 60–90 seconds.
Scrape down the sides and blend again.
Add the chocolate. With the blender running on low, drizzle in the melted chocolate. Blend until the dip turns glossy and uniform. If it’s too thick, add milk 1 tablespoon at a time to reach a creamy, dippable texture.
Taste and adjust. Add another tablespoon of sweetener if you prefer a sweeter dip.
Balance with a few extra drops of lemon if you want more cheesecake tang.
Chill for best texture. Transfer to a bowl, cover, and chill for at least 30 minutes. This helps it thicken and the flavors meld.
Serve and garnish. Stir before serving. Top with mini chips, shaved chocolate, crushed grahams, or a sprinkle of flaky salt for contrast.
Serve with fruit, pretzels, or your favorite dippers.