Prep the strawberries: Hull and slice the berries. If they’re not very sweet, toss them with a tiny squeeze of lemon and a 1/2 teaspoon of sweetener.
Let them sit for 5 minutes to get juicy.
Blend or stir the cottage cheese: For a silky base, blend cottage cheese with vanilla (and a pinch of salt) until smooth. For a rustic texture, just stir the vanilla into the cottage cheese in a bowl.
Assemble the base: Spoon the cottage cheese into a serving bowl. Drizzle with honey or maple, then scatter on the lemon zest if using.
Add the berries: Pile the strawberries on top.
Spoon over any juices from the bowl.
Finish with crunch: Sprinkle crushed cookies, graham crackers, or granola over the berries. Don’t add the crunch too early or it will soften.
Optional flourish: Add a small spoonful of strawberry jam or a quick swirl of whipped cream for extra shortcake vibes. Mint leaves make it fresh and pretty.
Serve right away: This is best enjoyed immediately so the textures stay distinct and lively.