Prep the slow cooker: Lightly grease the insert or use a liner.
Scatter the sliced onion across the bottom to create a flavorful base.
Make the sauce: In a bowl, whisk honey, Dijon mustard, whole-grain mustard, soy sauce, apple cider vinegar, garlic, smoked paprika, thyme, salt, and pepper until smooth and glossy.
Add the chicken: Place chicken thighs on top of the onions. Pour the sauce evenly over the chicken, turning pieces to coat.
Cook low and slow: Cover and cook on Low for 4–5 hours, or on High for 2.5–3 hours, until the chicken is tender and reaches 165°F internally.
Shred or slice: Transfer chicken to a plate. Shred with two forks or slice into thick pieces, then return to the sauce.
Thicken (optional): If you prefer a thicker sauce, whisk cornstarch with water, stir into the slow cooker, and cook on High for 10–15 minutes until slightly glossy.
Return the chicken and stir to coat.
Taste and finish: Adjust salt or vinegar as needed. A quick squeeze of lemon can brighten the flavors.
Serve: Spoon over rice, mashed potatoes, quinoa, or cauliflower rice. Garnish with chopped parsley.